This section is a preview of the new characters we'll be having on the site. A lot of these things are based on true stories so we'll have to clear it with the person before we do anything.
Hank the Masculine C++ Teacher- he teaches us about manufacturing lines, saying hey and the joys of not screwin around. We screwed around to much. We were horsin.
The Iraqi Stud- He was a living legend in his own land and now hes come over to woo the ladies over here, The Iraqi Stud! Join him on his erotic adventures. The sexing of him and the ladies is imminent!
Orange Drink Studios- a bunch of little rich kids who listen to weak music and anger us by stealing our schtick. We will get them someday!!!!
Fat Jacob- follow him on his hilarious escapades
Don Johnson- TV's Nash Bridges
Axl Rose- Whiny singer for a terrible band. Expect us to really slam him when his new album comes out. We heard he learnde how to scratch.
Gary Coleman- Security